If Dr. Seuss was a War Reporter…

To coups, I once was told.

A gun by hand you need to hold.

Aim it straight, and aim it true.

For you junta is weak and new.

Under a rock!

Under a chair!

A plot is cooking everywhere.

Purge them now,

and purge them again.

All you need is a few loyal men.

Loyal men?!? Ha! Loyal men.

Purge them, purge them, purge them too.

You can’t be too careful with you know who.

- ids (1997)

(With love and admiration for the good doctor)